Jonathan, our favorite mailman

      
      
I'm Your Mailman
      -- AKA "The Mailman Song"
      -- Sung to the tune of "Bye Bye Blackbird"
      
      Make you happy, make you gay,
      Twice I come, twice a day.
      I'm your mailman.
      
      Knock your knockers, ring your bell,
      Gee I really think you're swell,
      I'm your mailman.
      
      I can come in any kind of weather,
      Because you know my bag is made of leather.
      I don't mess with keys or locks,
      I'll just stick it in your box, cuz
      I'm your mailman.
      
      When I'm walking down the road
      Gee, I'd like to drop my load.
      I'm your mailman.
      
      When I'm walking down the lane,
      Each one says please come again.
      I'm your mailman.
      
      Each one says she wants me to deliver
      Each one wants the thing that I can give her.
      If you're feeling sad and blue,
      I've got something good for you.
      I'm your mailman.