Eve Zeiler's Salad Dressing

• lemon juice
  
• an apple
  
• hemp seeds
  
• carroway seeds
  
• fresh dill or cilantro or parsley

In a blender, blend everything except the dill/cilantro/parsley to a smooth near-liquid.

Add the dill/cilantro/parsley to the blender and blend for just a few seconds more so the d/c/p is chopped not liquified.

Pour over salad. Or anything.