Dating an Italian? Know the rules.
Every Italian woman knows the three rules of dating Italian men.
She knows that he says:
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Rule #1: My mother knows everything and she's never wrong. Rule #2: My mother says I am smart and handsome and minor flaws only enhance my charm. Rule #3: If you doubt Rule #2, refer to Rule #1. |
And here's Dan's corollary:
| The same rules apply to Italian women dated by American men. But we love them anyway! |